I thought I had better blog before I get in troubles from El Crumbo.
So this is me today .. sporting a proud shit eating grin
Actually … what is with the term shit eating grin, because … well .. If I was forced to eat poo I certainly would not be grinning about it .. infact I would be rather miserable about it screaming profanity and flinging that stuff as far away from my mouth as possible.
See me fling poo. I learnt from the monkeys.
Back to the point … the reason for my grin? Well that’s because I have booked my ticket to Oostland. In 262 days I will be oosting it up.
Before the wonderful Oostland trip I will be embarking on the India trip. (EEEK!) I am looking forward to the time not at work part, and the going to another country part .. but the eeeek comes out of my mouth for the following reasons:
- Neck Lickers – ok so maybe I just met the one dud dude in a bad pub that licked my neck, but I am scared man .. that lick was BAD
- Hotness – it is HOT all year around in India, and I very not so smartly booked to go in the first week of their Summer… if their winter is hot imagine how bad their summer will be!
- Smelly - I really dont do well with bad smells, and well, I think there could be many an occasion where there are bad smells in India and I will be gaging
- Hotness - Im gonna be all sweaty and smelly
Ok, so there is some good, like seeing the Taj and going to a bollywood movie and eating some yummy foods (I hope ... do I mention now that I dont like curry?)
LOL @ the shit eating grin..
ReplyDeleteYou look like the joker!
Creepo the clowno!
It's gonna be EPIC! @ India!
It's gonna be EPIC! @ Oostland!
It's gonna be EPIC! Being in MY company coz I'm so awesome and all! Bahahahaha
The Wii-off is gonna be... legen...wait for it..dary!
Oh and LOL @ the anger lines!
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