Going down a waterslide without shorts on can cause some serious problems
Don’t try and kiss on a swing like they do in a movie …. Unless you want to fall off backwards and expose yourself in a very unflattering way
Don’t run and jump over a fence. It looks good in the movies but the only good thing that can come from trying to jump over a fence is that you are lucky enough to not have a post go up your clacker.
I remember one time trying to run and jump over a fence while drunk.. it ended up more a stagger, struggle and roll over the fence. HI was lucky enough to not get a post up my clacker but I did hit the ground hard! I think the pain would have been about the same LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm due a full story on one that I pick now right?
ReplyDeleteI think I am gonna pick one from this entry and it is the.. *drum roll* swing kissing!